Forum Topics & Questions

• kaspars1988：

  I moved to Guangzhou recently.
  I am looking to play football somewhere or join a group of guys who plays it regularly.
  My WeChat is
  wxid_1m9wxwoo1irv22
  
  Thanks.RESPOND

• jallow：

  When came to study in China, I was surprised when I saw 17 year old boys in universities can't even kick a ball more so to direct a ball to the goal! Therefore, I want to start teaching children of age 5 to 13 of how to play football and likely they can become professional footballers. If anyone is interested, you can contact me. Wechat ID mbjallow6RESPOND

• nemo001：

  Where can i learn to danceRESPOND

  pinnacleeducation：learn with us

• Nick：

  Good English radio stations in China that most foreigners listen to -- does anyone know which ones are the most popular? or it's different from city to city?RESPOND

• Movies：

  Are babies around 1 year old permitted to enter the movie theater ? My husband and I are planning to watch a movie with our daughter but we don't know if it is ok . thanks !RESPOND

  vivian：There is no GENERAL rule against it.. so in theory you can... but at the particular theather if they stop you there is also no rule that protects your right and says they cannot stop you.. So in short, you can take your baby daughter as long as you feel comfortable that your baby won't cry and make the situation diffcult for you..

• Rosalee199：

  
  MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 60 .
  THOSE YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE AT ALL!!
  
  DEMENTIA QUIZ
  
  
  FIRST QUESTION:
  
  YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
  THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?
  
  
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
  
  
  
  ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
  THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
  SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!
  
  TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
  NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
  BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
  YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
  
  
  SECOND QUESTION:
  IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
  (SCROLL DOWN)
  
  
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
  
  
  
  ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??
  
  
  YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?
  
  THIRD QUESTION:
  VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
  THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
  DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
  TRY IT.
  
  
  TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
  ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
  NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?
  
  
  SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....
  
  
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
  
  
  
  DID YOU GET 5000?
  
  THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...
  
  
  
  IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
  TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?
  
  MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...
  
  
  
  FOURTH QUESTION:
  MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
  
  1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ???
  2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?
  
  
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
  
  
  
  DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
  HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!
  
  
  
  
  
  OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
  I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
  REDEEM YOURSELF:
  
  
  A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
  BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
  NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
  
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
  
  
  IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
  HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
  DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
  IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
  PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
  HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.
  RESPOND

  zoinked：damn you are smart
  
  Gina：hi rosalee. .i really like the quizzes you posted. .can you. post more?